Less Than Three

oomshi:

you will never feel sad after watching this video

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Bottled tap water sold at a premium. Geniuuuus!

Bottled tap water sold at a premium. Geniuuuus!

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colorfulcuties:

prettyblackpastel:

crwntooheavy:

wifigirl2080:

7corners:

Wind blowin, the sun was shinin an I felt fabulous.

God is so real.

Her hair is everything.

10/10!

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nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

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thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

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ghdos:

And here’s the gif that sums up my whole existence.

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jeongmaljojo:

we all have that one friend whose many consecutive messages make you turn vibrate off else your phone would be drilling to china

Yeah, just buy the vibrate intervals I can tell it’s you buzzing up my phone.

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

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pansexualpotatoe:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

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alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

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