Less Than Three

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

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wetheurban:

DESIGN: The Future of Makeup Has Arrived

Using incredibly precise light projectors, Nobumichi Asai has demonstrated how a person’s face can be digitally altered in real-time.

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radglawr:

senilesnake:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

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Are you shitting me?

AW SHIT, GET IT GURL

Those poor leeks tho

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trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

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vipcunt:

OH MY GOD

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breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

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Just a lot of sperm

shitmystudentswrite:

If the sperm from a man is put together with the sperm of another man there will just be a lot of sperm from two different men in a test tube.